Funny things about my best male friend. Part 1

He thinks he's the bass player for Rancid. And will continue to think so until I bring out the gun. Squirt gun, that is.

He will be replaced by a new best friend shortly.

He can guess what people are going to say before they say it... especially if that person is in a cheesy 70's movie about stock car racing.

He has the worst taste in movies. Ever.

He once said, "Jenessa, I don't want to have to tell you to jump off a cliff. Because I will, you know that." The beautiful thing? He never will have to.

He acts like he's 20, looks like he's 24, but he's actually almost 20-10. Haha, 20-10 in 2o10.

I think he cries more than he lets on.

He's one of the most intimidating people I know.

He wears more hairspray in a single day than I do in three years. Maybe five.

When he calls, I have to legitimately decide whether or not I want to talk to him... this usually takes a few rings. I answer about 60% of the time.

He believes all domesticated cats should die brutal deaths. Involving lawnmowers.

My mom met him... and likes him. Whoa.

He is the most passionate person I know.